we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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