We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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