Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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