I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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