she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
we're so committed to being not committed
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