the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I just blew my weed a kiss
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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