Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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