That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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