Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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