coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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