hell yes lets make some ravioli
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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