But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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