I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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