Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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