It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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