On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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