real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
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