Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
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