I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Randomize
