you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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