I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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