Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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