i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
my poor anus
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
