All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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