Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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