In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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