Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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