I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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