i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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