is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
