the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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