so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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