His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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