Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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