so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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