fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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