You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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