smell my finger.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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