Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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