i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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