$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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