I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
