im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I would fuck him just for his dog
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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