I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I am available for nakedness
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