I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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