I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
