OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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