We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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