We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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