Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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