But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Randomize
