I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
