the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
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