party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
