Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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