: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
