perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
she pinky promised me she was 18
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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